Posts Tagged ‘I Touch Celebs’
There are times when even the most dedicated celebrity toucher can find themselves either too mentally exhausted (having just watched four season’s of Sabrina the Teenage Witch on DVD) or too physically exhausted (having just gone garage sale-ing with Angela Landsbury ) to actually react when a prime touching subject is near. And, yes, dear […]
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There is really only one mandatory requirement when it comes to touching celebrities, and that is you must be close enough to them to actually touch them. That seems obvious enough. The problem with this is it often requires acts of extreme bravery because once you are close enough to a celebrity to actually touch […]
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Tags: celebrity, Donatella, Fashion, I Touch Celebs, karraker, Kylie Minogue, Milan, Muppets, Under a Tuscan Sun, Versace
There comes a time in your life when everyone is faced with a Kobayashi Maru scenario (digital high five to all my nerds out there) or what some might call “the no win scenario.” You know what I am talking about: like when you go to Panda Express and you see there isn’t quite enough […]
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Not to say that I have corrupted my son Nate, but let’s just say that when it comes to touching celebrities, the apple doesn’t fall far from the corn stalk. Nate and I were spending a most delightful Saturday morning in New York City recently, talking politics, astral physics and the utter pointlessness of underwear, […]
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Tags: Andy Griffith, I Touch Celebs, karraker, Ron Howard, Sara Beth's
Throughout my years and years of celebrity touching, I have gone to some pretty great extremes to place my delicate, well-moisturized skin up against the calloused and blistered epidurous of a person of fame. One such incident happened a few years ago in New York. I would like to fancy you with that tale in […]
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Still in New York and boy has this been celebrity touching central lately. I feel like Heidi Fleiss at a Charlie Sheen convention. Tuesday night I went to the premiere of the romantic comedy “My One and Only” starring Kevin Bacon and Renee Zellweger. Now, one would think that I was there to touch them, […]
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Whoa… it has certainly been a busy week for your friendly celebrity toucher. It probably helps that I attended the premiere of the film “Inglorious Basterds” in Hollywood. Now, this little picture stars Brad Pitt, meaning the holy grail of all touchable targets could be in attendance. No, not Brad, silly. ANGELINA JOLIE! I arrived […]
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The Touch That Started It All
So, like many of you, I have had my brushes with celebrity. And also like you, I have tried to talk to celebrities, but always ended up sounding completely moronic because I simply don’t have anything to say to a celebrity that a million other fans haven’t already uttered. So, sure, I have been on […]
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